Star Wyes

“Star Wyes” (English: Star Wars) is a stream of witship-makebelieve films by George Lucas that follows the life of many "a long time ago in a starset far, far away". Besides films, there have also been many books, filmgames, farseer shows, toys and more made for the stream owing to its belovedness.

The brand began in 1977 with the first showing of the film "Star Wyes" (later undernamed Follow Four: A New Hope in 1981) and it swiftly became a folkcouth happening. Two more afterfollows were made called "The Rich Strikes Back" and "Comeback of the Jedi". These first three films make up the First Thriluke. A forefollow thriluke was made between 1999 and 2005 which were much more than the first. A third afterfollow thriluke began being shown in 2015 and is still being made to this day. A few spin-off films have also been made eking to the of the brand. With a gathered upbringing of 7.5 thrisand dollars, Star Wyes is the thirdmost earning film stream of all time.

Names of the films in the three by when they were first shown:

First Thriluke
 * Follow Four – A New Hope


 * Follow Five – The Rich Strikes Back

Forethriluke
 * Follow Six – Comeback of the Jedi
 * Follow One – The Ghostly Threat


 * Follow Two – Onslaught of the Twins

Afterthriluke
 * Follow Three – Wreak of the Sith
 * Follow Seven – The Strength Awakens


 * Follow Eight – The Last Jedi

There have also been other stand-alone films made for the stream.
 * Follow Nine
 * Star Wyes: The Twin Wyes


 * Shirk One: A Star Wyes Tale

Star Wyes: Follow Four - A New Hope
A long time ago in a starset far, far away

STAR WYES

Follow Four

A NEW HOPE

It is a tide of brotherswye, Upriser roomships, striking from a hidden holdout, have won their first sye against the evil Starset Rich.

Bewhile the hild, Upriser sleuths were able to steal dyle layouts to the Rich's greatest weapon, the DEATH STAR, a shielded starhold with enough might to shatter a whole world.

Sought for by the Rich's evil henchmen, Queenling Leia races home aboard her starship, keeper of the stolen layouts that can spare her folk and bring back freedom to the starset....

3PO – Did you hear that? They’ve shut down the main oven. We’ll wisly be fordone. This is madness!

3PO – We’re doomed!

3PO – There’ll be no fleeing for the Queenling this time.

3PO – What’s that?

3PO – R2-D2, where are you?

3PO – At last! Where have you been? They’re heading this way. What are we going to do? We’ll be sent to the croud grooves of Kessel smashed into who knows what!

3PO – Wait a mete. Where are you going?

Richly Ambight – The Death Star layouts are not on the main reckoner.

Vader – Where are those broadcasts you forrode? What have you done with those layouts?

Upriser Ambight – We forrode no broadcasts. This is a redeship. We’re on a douthly errand.

Vader – If this is a redeship, where is the ethelsboder?

Vader – Hildwiser, tear this ship asunder until you’ve found those layouts, and bring me the faregests! I want them alive!

Sithread – There’s one. Set for stun.

Sithread – She’ll be all right. Tell Lord Vader we have a haftling.

3PO – Hey! You’re not thaved in there. It’s betightened. You’ll wisly be turned off.

3PO – Don’t you call me a mindless witlorer, you overweight glob of smear! Now come out before somebody sees you

3PO – Dern errand? What layouts? What are you talking about? I’m not getting in there!

3PO – I’m going to rue this

Head Roomthward – There goes another one

Shipper – Hold your fire. There’s no life-forms. It must have short-ringwayed

3PO – That’s funny. The scathe doesn’t look as bad from out here.

3PO – Are you sure this thing is safe?

3PO – Oh

Leia – Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold. The Richly Eldermoot will not sit still for this. When they hear you’ve striked a douthly-

Vader – Don’t play so stunned, Your Highness. You weren’t on any ruth errand this time. Several broadcasts were beamed to this ship by upriser sleuths. I want to know what happened to the layouts they sent you.

Leia – I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a belonger to the Richly Eldermoot on a douthly errand to Alderaan.

Vader – You are a dealnimmer of the Upriser Bond and a forreder! Take her away!

Hildwiser – Holding her is plightful. If word of this gets out, it could give rise to withfeeling for the uprising in the eldermoot.

Vader – I’ve tracked down the upriser sleuths to her. Now she is my only link to finding their dern holdout.

Hildwiser – She’ll die before she’ll tell you anything.

Vader – Leave that to me. Send a woecall and then tell the eldermoot that all aboard were killed.

Twith Ambight – Lord Vader, the starhold layouts are not aboard this ship, and no broadcasts were made. A fleepod was aleased bewhile the fighting, but no life-forms were aboard

Vader – She must have hidden the layouts in the fleepod. Send an unfastening down to take them back. See to it yourself, Hildwiser. There’ll be no one to stop us this time.

Hildwiser – Yes, hare

3PO – How did we get into this mess? I really don’t know how. We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.

3PO – I’ve got to rest before I fall asunder. My liths are almost frozen. What a barren place this is!

3PO – Where do you think you’re going? Well I’m not going that way. It’s much too rocky. This way is much easier. What makes you think there are settlings over there?

3PO – Don’t brook craftspeech with me.

3PO – What errand? What are you talking about? I’ve sowhat had enough of you. Go that way. You’ll be misworking within a day, you nearsighted scrap heap.

3PO – And don’t let me catch you following me begging for help, as you won’t get it.

3PO – No more roses. I’m not going that way.

3PO – That misworking little twerp. This is all his fault. He wiled me into going this way, but he’ll do no better.

3PO – Wait! What’s that? A ferry. I’m nered! Over here! Hey! Help! Kindly Help!

3PO – R2?

3PO – R2-D2, it is you! It is you!

First Sithread – Someone was in the pod. The tracks go off in this way.

Twith Sithread – Look, hare, werehues.

3PO – We stopped. Wake up! Wake up!

3PO – We’re doomed

3PO – Do you think they’ll melt us down?

3PO – Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot! Will this never End?

3PO – All right, fine. Let’s go.

Fathe Beru – Luke! Luke! Luke, tell Fathere if he gets an oversetter, be wis it speaks Bocce.

Luke – Doesn’t look like we have much of a choosing, but I’ll mane him.

Fathere Owen – Yeah, we’ll take that red one. No, not that one.

Fathere Owen – I’d gess you’re foredraughted for woneness and forsetting.

3PO – Forsetting? Why it’s my foremost workgoal, hare. I am well-knowledgeful in all the wones-

Fathere Owen – I have no need for a forsetting werehue.

3PO – Wisly you haven’t, hare. Not in a setting such as this. That is why I have been foredraughted-

Fathere Owen – What I truly need is a werehue who understands the twifold tung of dampness athommers.

3PO – Athommers? Hare, my first errand was foredraughting twifold load lifters, much alike your athommers in most ways.

Fathere Owen – Can you speak Bocce?

3PO – Wisly I can, hare. It’s like a twith tung to me-

Fathere Owen – Yeah, all tight. Shut up. I’ll take this one.

Fathere Owen – Luke! Take these two over to the outkeep, will you? I want them cleaned up before eveneats.

Luke – But I was going into Tosche Stop to pick up some thrith wenders.

Fathere Owen – You can lose time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on. Get to it.

Luke – All right. Come on. And the red one. Come on. Well, come on, red. Let’s go.

Luke – Fathere Owen!

Fathere Owen – Yeah?

Luke – This R2 whit has a bad bielder. Look.

Fathere Owen – Hey, what are you minting to puch on us?

3PO – Forgive me, hare, but that R2 whit is in great shape, a true haggling.

Luke – Fathere Owen, what about that one?

Fathere Owen – What about that one? We’ll take that one.

Luke – Yeah, take it away

3PO – You’ll be well-quemed with that one, hare. He truly is in first-set foreworth. I’ve worked with him before. Here he comes.

Luke – Okay, let’s go.

3PO – Now don’t you forget this! Why I should stick my neck out for you is well beyond my heldth.

3PO – Thank the maker! This slick bath is going to feel so good. I’ve got such a bad fall of dust smittling.

Luke – It only isn’t fair. Oh, Biggs is right. I’m never gonna get out of here!

3PO – Is there anything I might do to help?

Luke – No. Not unless you can wrixle time, speed up the harvest, or farferry me off this rock.

3PO – I don’t think so, hare. I’m only a werehue and not well-knowledgeful about such things, not on this tungle, anyway. In truth, I’m not even wis which tungle I’m on.

Luke – Well if there’s a bright middle to the wholeall, you’re on the tungle that it’s farthest from.

3PO – I see, hare.

Luke – You can call me Luke.

3PO – I see, Hare Luke.

Luke – Ha ha. Only Luke.

3PO – Oh… And I am C-3PO, were-sparkbeing dealings. This is my evenbilth… R2-D2

Luke – Hello.

Luke – You got a lot of coalmote scoring. Looks like you boys have seen a lot of liveliness.

3PO – With all we’ve been through, sometimes I’m amazed we’re in as good shape as we are, what with the uprising and all.

Luke – You know of the uprising against the Rich?!

3PO – That’s how we came to be in your theen, if you take my meaning, hare.

Luke – Have you been in many hilds?

3PO – Sundry, I think. Truthfully, there’s not much to tell. I’m not much more than a forteller and not much good at telling tales. Well, not at making them gripping, anyway.

Luke – Well, my little friend, you got something stuck in here soothly good. Were you on a Starthwarser or-

Leia – Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

Luke – What’s this?

3PO – What is What? He asked you something. What is that?

Leia – Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

3PO – He says it’s nothing, hare, only a miswork. Old rawput. Pay it no mind.

Luke – Who is she? She’s sheen.

3PO – I fear I’m not truly wis, hare. I think she was a faregest on our last fareld. A mennish of some weightiness, I believe. Our shipper was bound-

Luke – Is there any more to this tape?

3PO – Behave yourself R2. You’re going to get us into trouble. It’s all right. You can trust him. He’s our new reve.

3PO – He says he’s the owndom of Obi-Wan Kenobi, a dweller of these abouts, and it’s a onelepy beright for him. Well-truthfully, hare, I don’t know what he’s talking about. Our last reve was Shipper Antilles. But with all we’ve been through, this little R2 whit has become a bit outlandish.

Luke – Obi-Wan Kenobi. I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi.

3PO – Forgive me, hare, but do you know what he’s talking about?

Luke – I don’t know any Obi-Wan, but old Ben lives out beyond the Sandhill Sea. He’s kind of a weird old loner.

Queenling Leia – Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Luke – I wonder who she is. Onhears like she’s in trouble. I better play back the whole thing.

3PO – He says the fettering bolt has short-ringwayed his taping stellelse. He ettles that if you take the bolt off, he might be dow to play back the whole tape.

Luke – Oh, yeah. Well… I gess you’re too small to run away from me if I take this off. Okay. There you go. Wait a mete. Where’d she go? Bring her back. Play back the whole beright.

3PO – “What beright”? The one you’ve only now been playing! The one you’re ferrying inside your rusty innards.

Fathe Beru – Luke! Luke!

Luke – All right, I’ll be right there, Fathe Beru.

3PO – I’m sorry, hare, but he seems to have picked up a slight flutter.

Luke – Here. See what you can do with him. I’ll be right back.

3PO – Only you rethink playing that beright for him. No, I don’t think he likes you at all. No, I don’t like you either.

Luke – You know, I think that R2 whit we bought might have been stolen.

Fathere Owen – What makes you think that?

Luke – Well I stumbled across a tape while I was cleaning him. He says he belongs to someone called Obi-Wan Kenobi. I thought he might have meant old Ben. Do you know what he’s talking about? I wonder if he’s kin to Ben.

Fathere Owen – That warlock’s only a crazy old man. Tomorrow, I want you to take that R2 whit to Ancorhead and have its inmind wiped. That’ll be the end of it. It belongs to us now.

Luke – But what if this Obi-Wan comes looking for him?

Fathere Owen – He won’t. I don’t think he bestands anymore. He died about the same time as your father.

Luke – He knew my father?

Fathere Owen – I told you to forget it. Your only worry is to ready those new werehues for tomorrow. In the morning, I want them up there on the south ridge working on those netherslayers.

Luke – Yes, hare. I think those new werehues are gonna work out well fine. In truth, I, uh, was also thinking about our deal about me staying on another sele. And if these new werehues do work out, I want to oversend my bearing to the loredom this year.

Fathere Owen – You mean the next halfyear before the harvest.

Luke – Wis. There’s more than enough werehues.

Fathere Owen – Harvest is when I need you the most. It’s only one sele more. This year we’ll make enough on the harvest that I may hire more hands and then you can go to the loredom next year. You must understand I need you here, Luke.

Luke – But it’s a whole ‘nother year!

Fathere Owen – Look, it’s only one more sele.

Luke – Yeah, that’s what you said when Biggs and Tank left.

Fathe Beru – Where are you going?

Luke – Looks like I’m going nowhere. I have to finish cleaning those werehues

Fathe Beru – Owen, he can’t stay here forever. Most of his friends have gone. It means so much to him.

Fathere Owen – I’ll make it up to him next year. I swear.

Fathe Beru – Luke’s only not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his father in him.

Fathere Owen – That’s what I fear.

Luke – What are you doing hiding back there?

3PO – It wasn’t my shild, hare. Kindly don’t turn me off. I told him not to go, but he’s shildy, misworking. Kept babbling on about his errand.

Luke – Oh, no.

3PO – That R2 whit has always been a worry. These starwerehues are getting wholly out of hand. Even I can’t understand their rethe at times.

Luke – How could I be so dimwitted? He’s nowhere in sight. Blast it!

3PO – Excuse me, hare, but couldn’t we go after him?

Luke – It’s too plightful with all the sandfolk about. We’ll have to wait until morning.

Fathere Owen – Luke! I’m shutting the might down.

Luke – All right! I’ll be there in a few metes. Boy am I gonna get it. That little werehue’s going to bring me about a lotta trouble.

3PO – Oh, he overtops at that, hare.

Luke – Come on.

Fathere Owen – Luke? Luke! Have you seen Luke this morning?

Fathe Beru – He said he had some things to do before he started today, so he left early.

Fathere Owen – Did he take those two new werehues with him?

Fathe Beru – I think so.

Fathere Owen – Well, he better have those whits in the south fetter mended by midday, or there’ll be hell to pay.

Luke – Lookit, there’s a werehue on the finder. Dead ahead. It might be our little R2 whit. Hit the upspeeder!

Luke – Hey, whoa! Where do you think you’re going?

3PO – Reve Luke is your rightful owner now. We’ll have no more of this Obi-Wan Kenobi gibberish. And don’t talk to me of your errand, either. You’re lucky he doesn’t blast you into a thrisand bits right here!

Luke – No. It’s all right, but I think we’d better go.

Luke – What’s wrong with him now?

3PO – There are sundry wights coming in from the southeast.

Luke – Sandfolk, or worse. Come on. Let’s go have a look. Come on!

Luke – Well, there are two banthas down there, but I don’t see any… Wait an eyeblink. They’re Sandfolk, all right. I can see one of them now.

Ben – Hello, there. Come here, my little friend. Don’t be scared. Oh don’t worry. He’ll be all right. Rest easy, son. You’ve had a busy day.

Luke – Ben? Ben Kenobi? Boy am I glad to see you.

Ben – The Jundland heaths are not to be fared lightly. Tell me, young Luke, what brings you out this far?

Luke – This little werehue. I think he’s looking for his former reve, but I’ve never seen such troth in a werehue before. He foreholds he is the belonging of an Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is he kin of yours? Do you know who he’s talking about?

Ben – Obi-Wan Kenobi? Obi-Wan. Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.

Luke – I think my fathere knows him. He said he was dead.

Ben – Oh, he’s not dead. Not yet.

Luke – You know him?

Ben – Well, wisly I know him. He’s me. I haven’t gone by the name of Obi-Wan since, oh, before you were born.

Luke – Well, then the werehue does belong to you.

Ben – I don’t seem to withcall ever owning a werehue. Soothly gripping. I think we better get indoors. The Sandfolk are easily startled, but they’ll soon be back, and in greater rimes.

Luke – 3PO!

3PO – Where am I? I must have taken a bad step.

Luke – Can you stand? We’ve got to get out of here before the Sandfolk come back.

3PO – I don’t think I can make it. You go on, Reve Luke. There’s no meaning in gambling yourself on my grounds. I’m done for.

Luke – No you’re not. What kind of talk is that?

Ben – Quickly. They’re on their way.

Luke – No, my father didn’t fight in the wars. He was a sailor on a croud freighter.

Obi-Wan – That’s what your fathere told you. He didn’t hold with your father’s beliefs. Thought he should have stayed here and not gotten whelmed

Luke – You fought in the Twin Wars?

Obi-Wan – Yes. I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your father.

Luke – I wish I’d known him. He was the best starlodesman in the starset and a cunning wyer. I understand you’ve become a fairly good lodesman yourself. And he was a good friend. Which withcalls me, I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your fathere wouldn’t thave it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn-fool liefful roodfirding like your father did.

3PO – Hare, if you’ll not be needing me, I’ll close down for a while

Luke – Wis, go ahead. What is it?

Obi-Wan – It’s your father’s lightsword. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy as a blaster. A reken weapon for a more couthen eld. For over a thousand kneerises the Jedi Knights were the keepers of frith and right in the Old Ledewealth, before the dark times, before the Rich.

Luke – How did my father die?

Obi-Wan – A yound jedi named Darth Vader, who was a learner of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Rich hunt down and fordo the Jedi Knights. He bewrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but foregone. Vader was lead on by the dark side of the Strength.

Luke – The Strength?

Obi-Wan – The Strength is what gives a Jedi his might. It’s a drive field made by all living things. It umgives us, thrills us, it binds the starset together. Now let’s see if we can’t find out what you are, my little friend, and where you come from.

Luke – I saw a bit of the beright he was…

Obi-Wan – I seem to have found it.

Leia – Hereleader Kenobi, years ago, you theened by father in the Twin Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Rich. I rue that I am undowed to bestow my father’s ask to you in flesh, but my ship has fallen under strike and I fear my errand to bring you to Alderaan has swethered. I have stowed knowhood key to the overliving of the uprising into the inmind stellelse of this R2 whit. My father will know how to withfind it. You must see this werehue soundly aleased to him on Alderaan. This is our most ortrowly stound. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

Star Wyes: Follow Four - A New Hope
"A long time ago in a starset far, far away

STAR WYES

Follow Four

A NEW HOPE

It is a tide of brotherswye, Upriser roomships, striking from a hidden holdout, have won their first sye against the evil Starset Rich.

Bewhile the hild, Upriser sleuths were able to steal dern layouts to the Rich's greatest weapon, the DEATH STAR, a shielded starhold with enough might to shatter a whole world.

Sought for by the Rich's evil henchmen, Queenling Leia races home aboard her starship, keeper of the stolen layouts that can spare her folk and bring back freedom to the starset...."

Star Wyes: Fallow Five - The Rich Strikes Back
"A long time ago in a starset far, far away

STAR WYES

Follow Five

THE RICH STRIKES BACK

Its is a dark time for the Uprising. Although the Death Star has been fordone, Richly sithreads have driven the Upriser manfultums from their hidden holdout and sought for them across the starset.

Dodging the dreaded Richly Starfleet, a team of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has set up a new dern holdout on the far-flung ice world of Hoth.

The evil lord Darth Vader, gripped with finding young Skywalker, has sent out thousands of farbetheening drones into the far reaches of roomth...."

Star Wyes: Fallow Six - Comeback of the Jedi
"A long time ago in a starset far, far away

STAR WYES

Follow Six

COMEBACK OF THE JEDI

Luke Skywalker has come back to his home tungle of Tatooine in a bid to save his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the foreightly gangster Jabba the Hutt.

Little does Luke know that the STARSETLY RICH has dernly begun building of a new shielded starhold even mightier than the first dreaded Death Star.

When finished, this endly weapon will spell wis doom for the small band of uprisers struggling to bring back freedom to the starset..."