Laws of the Net

The Laws of the Fairwire (English: Rules of the Internet) is an list of 47 (or 74) laws for the fairwire. It came from 4Chan. Some more acknowledged laws include "Law 34" and "Law 63".

The Laws of the Fairwire (Laws 1-47)

 * 1) Don't talk about /b/
 * 2) DON'T talk about /b/
 * 3) We are
 * 4) Unknown is vast
 * 5) Unknown never forgets
 * 6) Unknown can be an awful, feelingless, uncaring fiend
 * 7) Unknown is still able to give
 * 8) There isn't true laws of
 * 9) Also on  - have fun with that ban!
 * 10) If you like a foe webside better, DON'T
 * 11) All your comebacks can be easily overlooked
 * 12) Anything you said can and will be used against you.
 * 13) It could also be turned into something else - patched
 * 14) Don't comeback with trolls - they will win
 * 15) Harder you try, Harder you blunder
 * 16) If you do blunder on another tier: It might become a winning blunder
 * 17) Everything win blunders soon.
 * 18) Anything that can be labeled, will hate it
 * 19) More you hate it, the stronger it gets.
 * 20) Nothing is taken unfunnily.
 * 21) Things are new, until a few  later
 * 22)  is made to wreck every bit of newness.
 * 23)  is made to wreck every bit of newness.
 * 24) Every  is a newshowing of a newshowing
 * 25) The first underthrow's bond shrinks with each showing
 * 26) Any underthrow could be switched to something un
 * 27) Ask someone about their  with no fraining.
 * 28) Ask someone about their  - in lest it's a man.
 * 29) Girls=Men and Kids=FBI Workers
 * 30) Girls on the fairwire aren't true.
 * 31) Tits or go.
 * 32) You need  to have your comebacks be true.
 * 33) Lurk more - it's never enough
 * 34) Something is known? There's whoreshowings of it.
 * 35) If it isn't so, it will be.
 * 36) See something bad, there's worse.
 * 37) You can't split by nought (0).
 * 38) No true thresholds, not even the sky.
 * 39)  IS THWARSE STEERING FOR COOL
 * 40) LIKE THWARSE STEERING, YOU NEED TO STEER
 * 41) Desu isn't funny, it's worse than one-liners of  Norris.
 * 42) Nothing is holy
 * 43) The more wonderful things are - the greater it is to wreck it!
 * 44) Make one good thing about the Japanish and you are a weeaboo
 * 45) When you see a lee, get in the
 * 46) There is  whoreshowings of things.
 * 47) The pool is always closed.

Unacknowledged Laws (48-74)

 * 1) Everybody lies.
 * 2) Puns aren't funny.
 * 3) Your USI grows with the time on the fairwire.
 * 4) Everyone is samekinloving to Bridget
 * 5) Milhouse isn't a Fairwire Twinner (meme)
 * 6) Leetspeak makes you cool
 * 7) The  is always a stickbind.
 * 8) The FS never gives
 * 9) God hates stickbinds.
 * 10) TIME WORVEL LEADS GREATLY
 * 11) There's dicks everywhere.
 * 12) 8chan is the new 4chan
 * 13) Everyone says their godless.
 * 14) It's always needheemed.
 * 15) On here, we can't hear you get needheemed.
 * 16) There's a alseyes swap on someone.
 * 17) Every Fairwire Twinner becomes old.
 * 18) Then they die.
 * 19) Don't split nought.
 * 20) The truth is always woeful
 * 21) If an likeness has a, your brain doesn't want you to know what it is, even if there's a red spot.
 * 22) No matter how many  you hide under, you will be found.
 * 23)  isn't true love.
 * 24) Much like Law 34 there's Star Wyes shapes.
 * 25) Much like Law 35 there will be Star Wyes shapes.
 * 26) Much like Law 71, there's RGB as well.
 * 27) Much like Law 72, there will be.