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Oversetting/Wending of Earth by Lil Dicky (Greater Anglish: Small Richard) into Anglish (Lyrics will change to fit new wording)

Lyrics (Songwords) Edit

What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here. Well, I could be more bestevened. Uh, I am a man, and I just wanted to, you know. For the sake of all of us earthlings out there. Just wanted to say:

We love the Earth, it's our wanderstar. We love the Earth, it is our home.

We love the Earth, it's our wanderstar. We love the Earth, it is our home.

Hi, I'm a dog-ape. I'm like a man, just less skilfull and my butt is giant.

Hey, I'm a stripehorse. No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool. Am I white or black?

I am a leeling, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)

How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!) You drink from my udders (Moo)

I'm a fat, giant pig

I'm a wonesome toadstool

I'm an angry stinker, shoot smell out my butthole

I am a giant hemp plant, I can get you messed up

And I'm Kanye West

We love the Earth, it's our wanderstar. We love the Earth, it is our home.

We love the Earth, it's our wanderstar. We love the Earth, it is our home.

We love the Earth

Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di. We are the geirs, feed on the dead.

We are two nosehorns, swiveful as heck

I'm just a reachneck, what's with this neck?

Hippity-hop, I am a boomer. I hop all day, up and down with you

I am a tusker, I got a giant butt

What the heck? I'm a clam!

I'm a wolf. Howl!

I'm an aquern, lookin' for my next nut

And I'm a horseling, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh. But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah). Giddee-up, let's ride

I'm nipple disease, don't let me in.

I am a pouchbear and I sleep all the time. So what? It's sweet.

We all love you, Indland.

We love you, Africa.

We love the Chinish.

We all forgive you, Theechland.

Earth, it's our wanderstar (It's so small).

We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home)

We love the Earth, it's our wanderstar (it's our wanderstar)

We love the Earth, it is our home

We love the Earth

I'm a man (Hello?)

Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)

I've trudged the Earth for so damn long

And still don't know stuff (What's going on?)

I hope it's not a good fakeness (Huh)

Give each other names like Pedro and Ahmed

And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still have loveliness

And it covers up our man pizzle (Woo), eating a lot of fish

But these days, it's like we don't know how to work. All these shootings, befowling, we under bestorm on ourselves.

Like, let's all just chill (Hey), aughten what we built (Hey). Like look at the far-seer! It's cracking as hell.

Hey guys, don't you love to cum when you have kind? (Ayy)

And I heard women gladness are better than men's (Uh) So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?

Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)

Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth. Love this wanderstar.

Hey, Russland, we're cool.

Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon.

Every one of you from the flatlands to the drylands. Let's come together and live

Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum

우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요 (Woo-woo- we love the Earth.)

Amamos la tierra (We love the Earth)

我们爱地球 (We love the Earth)

C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same.

But we're living on the same Earth (We love you, we love you)

Have you ever been to Earth?

Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana (We love you, we love you)

We're not making this song for outsiders here.

Are we gonna die?

You know what, Bieber? We might die (We love you, we love you) I'm not going to lie to you.

I mean, there's so many people out here who don't think Earth's overwarming a real thing

You know? We gotta save our wanderstar

We are being dumb. Unless we get ourselves together now.

Cast (Folk) Edit

Lil Dicky: Man Brendon Urie: Pig Adam Levine: Geirs
Justin Bieber: Dog-ape Hailee Steinfeld: Toadstool Shawn Mendes: Nosehorns
Ariana Grande: Stripehorse Wiz Khalifa: Stinker Charlie Puth: Reachneck
Halsey: Leeling Snoop Dogg: Hemp Sia: Boomer
Zac Brown: Cow Kevin Hart: Kanye West Miley Cyrus: Tusker
Lil Jon: Clam Ed Sheeran: Pouchbear PSY: Milky Way
Rita Ora: Wolf Megan Trainor: Backup Bad Bunny: Earth
Miguel: Aquern Joel Embiid: Backup Kris Wu: Mt. Everest
Katy Perry: Horseling Tory Lanez: Backup Backstreet Boys: Credit Singers
Lil Yachty: Nipple Disease John Legend: Backup Leonardo DiCaprio: himself (not included)
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