Editing Laws of the Net

The Laws of the Net ([[English tung|English]]: Rules of the Internet) is an {{Over|Unacknowledged|Unofficial}} list of 47 (or 74) laws for the Net. It came from [[4Chan]]. Some more acknowledged laws inhold "Law 34" and "Law 63".

== The Laws of the Net (Laws 1-47) ==
# Don't talk about /b/
# DON'T talk about /b/
# We are {{Over|Unknown|Anonymous}}.
# We are many.
# We do not forgive. We do not forget.
# Unknown can be an awful, feelingless, uncaring fiend
# Unknown is still able to give
# There are no true laws of {{Over|online writing|online posting}}
# There are no true laws over {{Over|online overseeing|moderating}} either - have fun with that ban!
# If you like a foe webside better, DON'T
# All your carefully chosen comebacks can be easily overlooked
# Anything you say can and will be wielded against you.
# Anything you say can and will be made into something else - patched.
# Don't comeback with trolls - they will win
# Harder you bid, Harder you blunder
# If you do blunder to a great step: It might yet become a winning blunder
# Every win blunders soon.
# Everything that can be tagged can be hated.
# The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
# Nothing is taken unfunnily.
# Things are new, until a few {{Over|ticks|seconds}} later
# {{Over|Twintacka|Copypasta: Copy (Twin) + Paste (Tack)}} is made to wreck every last bit of freshness.
# {{Over|Twintacka|...why?}} is made to wreck every last bit of freshness.
# Every {{Over|newpost|repost}} is a newpost of a newpost
# The link with the beginning thread lessens with every new post
# Any thread could be switched to something unlinked
# Always ask about someone's {{Over|kind fondness|sexual attraction}} for no true ground.
# Always ask about someone's {{Over|kind|gender}} - lest it is truly a [[man]].
# Girls=Men and Kids=FBI Workers
# Girls on the Net aren't true.
# Tits or go.
# You need {{Over|likenesses|pictures}} to have your comebacks be true.
# Lurk more - it's never enough
# If it is, then there's whore-showings of it. No outliers.
# If that isn't so, it will be.
# See something bad, there's worse.
# You can't split by nought (0).
# No true thresholds, not even the sky.
# {{Over|GREAT BOOKSTAFFS|UPPERCASE LETTERS}} IS SPEED STEERING FOR COOL
# LIKE SPEED STEERING, YOU NEED TO STEER
# Desu isn't funny, it's worse than one-liners of Chuck Norris.
# Nothing is holy
# The more wonderful things are - the greater it is to wreck it!
# Make one good thing about the [[Japan]]ish and you are a weeaboo
# When you see a [[lee]], get in the {{Over|wagon|car}}
# There are furry whoreshowings of things.
# The pool is always shut.

== Unacknowledged Laws (48-74) ==
# Everybody lies.
# Puns aren't funny.
# Your USI grows with the time on the fairwire.
# Everyone is samekinloving to Bridget
# Milhouse isn't a [[Memes|Fairwire Twinner]] (meme)
# Leetspeak makes you cool
# The {{Over|FS|OP: First shower}} is always a stickbind.
# The FS never gives
# God hates stickbinds.
# TIME WORVEL LEADS GREATLY
# There's dicks everywhere.
# 8chan is the new 4chan
# Everyone says their godless.
# It's always needheemed.
# On here, we can't hear you get needheemed.
# There's a alseyes swap on someone.
# Every Fairwire Twinner becomes old.
# Then they die.
# Don't split nought.
# The truth is always woeful
# If an likeness has a {{Over|manish skin farb|skin color}}, your brain doesn't want you to know what it is, even if there's a red spot.
# No matter how many {{Over|bridles|proxies}} you hide under, you will be found.
# {{Over|Mithloves|Ships}} isn't true love.
# Much like Law 34 there's [[Star Wyes]] shapes.
# Much like Law 35 there will be Star Wyes shapes.
# Much like Law 71, there's RGB as well.
# Much like Law 72, there will be.
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